the weekend started with a text from claudia, who was about to get on a plane from atlanta to orlando.

claudia: should i take a white xanax or the blue one?
me: why are you taking a xanax? its only a 45 minute flight?
claudia: because if the plane crashes i dont want to care about it.
15 minutes go by…
claudia: i think im having a allergic reaction to the xanax.

ah shit here we go….
thoughts of a TSA agent wheeling little claudia through the orlando airport started to fill my mind…
“try not to fall out of the plane little lady”

went to the caseys house for mothers day, ryan cooked. i drank…